So I can imagine these will sell well... a scarf that foils paparazzi.
An anti-flash flash scarf that keeps paparazzi at bay is gaining popularity among celebrities.
The product, called the Ishu, adopts a special fabric containing thousands of nanospherical crystals that reflect light back into the camera, rendering all flash photography useless. Its name was derived from a combination of "isss" and "shu", which are common sounds famous people use to fend off paparazzi.
For $400, you can appear to be a celebrity!
Expect soon someone to create a cheap knock-off in the same pattern without the costly function. then for $5 you can look like a celebrity, with the added benefit if some fool takes your picture, they will delight in having actually captured your visage.
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