Monday, March 15, 2010

Finger Found In Toyota!

Or probably another hoax. When fast food joints were paying out millions to people who found gross things in their food, people who wanted millions started finding gross things in their food, such as rats and whatnot. One lady found a thumb in her Wendy's chili and was on her way to millions when investigators found the source of the finger: an associate of her husband had lost it in an industrial accident. The finger turned up in her chili because she put it there, she confessed.

Now they find they cannot recreate the dramatic anti-Toyota runaway Prius event a week or so ago. When US Govt owns your competition, you are in trouble.


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